- Periods
- Period cramps
- Sore tits
- Mood swings
- Picking out outfits for the day
- Styling hair after showering
- Having a hard time running cause of your tits
- Making sure you don’t get pregnant
- Carrying the baby
- Being called a bitch, whore, hoe for no apparent reason
- Make sure you don’t get raped
- Having pedophiles hit on you
- Oh, and fancying the fuck out of someone that doesn’t know you exist on the earth.
I’ve never seen such an accurate text post
(Source: trinnnnnixd, via asdfghjkllove)
threeyearsonemonthandfivedays:
Bohemian Rhapsody. Double Speed.
if you can listen to this entire thing with a straight face i will give you a cookie
I SHIT MYSELF LAUGHING 0.2 SECONDS IN OMG THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER
at first i was like challenge accepted but then Galileo happened
JESSU CHIRTS
still better than every other song
I LASTED UNTIL THE BISMILLAHS
(Source: esterrenaydean, via jake-wolfermelon)
concernedresidentofbakerstreet:
-Hello? Mom?
-No. This is Darren Criss.
“Hey, sis! What’s up?
“Sis? This is Benedict.”“Mom, can you pick me up?”
“Mom? It’s Misha.”
“Dad, where are you?”
“Ehehehehehhe”
notice how all the people we’re hypothetically trying to reach are family members because we don’t actually have friends to call
Reblogging because of the accuracy of that comment ^
(Source: joshfransexme, via jake-wolfermelon)